by Rosencrantz the Goat
Tuesday June 24th:
Today I was woken up early, it was horrible. The human girl had to go to work today, she brought me with her. I sat in the back most the day but that was okay, I caught up on some much needed sleep. When I wasn’t asleep i listened for my human, she seems to have lots of fun, she likes to talk, I think I will have a good summer with her. When it was time to go home she put me in her bag and let me stick my head out. I really like the summer place, its very pretty. The animals aren't that bad, i like the big dog. I think he is my friend now. I also like her cat, I don't think the cat likes me. I will stick with the dogs.
Today I was woken up early, it was horrible. The human girl had to go to work today, she brought me with her. I sat in the back most the day but that was okay, I caught up on some much needed sleep. When I wasn’t asleep i listened for my human, she seems to have lots of fun, she likes to talk, I think I will have a good summer with her. When it was time to go home she put me in her bag and let me stick my head out. I really like the summer place, its very pretty. The animals aren't that bad, i like the big dog. I think he is my friend now. I also like her cat, I don't think the cat likes me. I will stick with the dogs.
The human girl likes to play video games, they are cool to watch, I don't understand them, why is the screen human shooting other screen humans? Have I mentioned how I don't understand humans? We went to the computer again, she likes it there. I think she was writing a book, It's called 21. I wish I could read. I looked out the window for awhile today, it was getting windy, the girl shut the window so I wouldn't blow away. There is lots of grass out there. I want to play.
I got to play! I went to the park, I watched the little human boy play and played a bit myself, I went down the slide and went on the swing. I also played in the grass and in the trees, I may have ate a few leaves (BURP!). The human boy loves me. He will run around the house with me in his arms, i'm not sure how I feel about this. Oh goodness he has me again. help! The human family ate dinner together at a table, we goats just eat whatever whenever. Its raining out now, I don't want to go outside anymore! The human said she is “babysitting,” I don't know what that means but I think it will be fun! I was wrong, I was very very wrong. I like the little boy human at my place but the two little boy humans at that other places cried a lot and screamed. Steamy goats don't like children like that. The children are in bed. It's quiet now. The human girl is writing in a book. It's okay though, it's called "wreck this journal, it's pretty cool. We are one now, the human girl is getting ready for bed, I guess I should probably learn her name. He name is Isabella, the little boy humans name is max. The big humans are called mum and dad, well that's enough learning for the day. It's time for me to hit the hay (HAHAHA!) Goodnight readers.
RSS Feed