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Steamy Goat Diaries - Issue five

6/29/2014

By Rosencrantz the goat

Saturday June 28th:
I had a great day today! I went to a wildlife park! Some of the animals there were scary. I think the llama wanted me to stay with it. I did not want to stay.
The animals slept a lot but that was okay, they are cute when they sleep. When we were there, a bear show went on! The bears could wave and paint! I had a blast.
On the way home I slept, it was an exciting day. When I got home Isabella and I watched funny YouTube videos! That's about all I did today. I will write again soon! Goodnight readers.

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Steamy Goat diaries - Issue Four

6/25/2014

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By Ophelia the goat

Monday June 23 2014 ~ All day:
Playing Hide and Seek.. still not found :c

Tuesday June 24 2014 8:00-8:05PM:
Playing Hide and Seek is so fun... until you have to sit in a suitcase for days. At least I was found. <3 Tomorrow I get to go to school. I am so excited. I've always wanted to know what human school is like. I'm also excited to adventure this summer. I get to go to many places, and also chill at home. I can't wait, I'd better get some sleep. Human school starts early morning.

Wednesday June 25 2014 ~ Morning:
This morning is SO exciting. I slept on the windowsill and when I got up I waited to go to school. I get to take a car to school, it sounds so fun. Talk to you later.

Wednesday June 25 2014~ 1:20PM:
I am writing this while locked out in a notebook found in my humans pocket. Today I went to school. A lot of people questioned why a goat was there but human explained. There was a huge exam today so I just sat in human's backpack until the test was over. School ended early and we took the bus home. Before we walked home from the bus stop we stopped by the dollar store and got candy. Then she took me to some place called "Starbucks", they sell coffee and treats. Human said in a joking voice "Hah, I guess you're a #commonwhitegoat now." I'm confused, goats don't drink coffee (Maybe one day, she didn't get a coffee based drink.. bugger) She says it was a pun. I might write some more later but if not.. oh well. Talk to you tomorrow!

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Steamy Goat diaries - Issue three

6/25/2014

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By Rosencrantz the goat

Wednesday June 25th
I was woken up again horribly early. This. Must. Stop! Isabella had a test today, so she had to go to a big building. It smelt of hopes shattered and learning, so I took a nap in Isabella's pocket. When I woke up I was in a weird place. It was another human's place. We watched a weird movie with lots of singing, “He had it comin’, He had it comin.” HELP IT WON'T GO AWAY AND I HAVE AN URGE TO MURDER MY HUSBAND. wait... do goats have husbands?.... Wait i'm a dude.... uh.
Isabella took the bus home, the kids are funny. Home at last, Isabella sure likes to sing, I like her voice, its pretty nice. She does a lot of chores when she gets home but carries me everywhere. I am royalty! Wow, I had a boring day today, hmm, well sorry for the boring entry, readers. Goodnight to all.

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Steamy Goat Diaries issue two

6/24/2014

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by Rosencrantz the Goat

Tuesday June 24th:
Today I was woken up early, it was horrible. The human girl had to go to work today, she brought me with her. I sat in the back most the day but that was okay, I caught up on some much needed sleep. When I wasn’t asleep i listened for my human, she seems to have lots of fun, she likes to talk, I think I will have a good summer with her. When it was time to go home she put me in her bag and let me stick my head out. I really like the summer place, its very pretty. The animals aren't that bad, i like the big dog. I think he is my friend now. I also like her cat, I don't think the cat likes me. I will stick with the dogs.

The human girl likes to play video games, they are cool to watch, I don't understand them, why is the screen human shooting other screen humans? Have I mentioned how I don't understand humans? We went to the computer again, she likes it there. I think she was writing a book, It's called 21. I wish I could read. I looked out the window for awhile today, it was getting windy, the girl shut the window so I wouldn't blow away. There is lots of grass out there. I want to play.

I got to play! I went to the park, I watched the little human boy play and played a bit myself, I went down the slide and went on the swing. I also played in the grass and in the trees, I may have ate a few leaves (BURP!). The human boy loves me. He will run around the house with me in his arms, i'm not sure how I feel about this. Oh goodness he has me again. help! The human family ate dinner together at a table, we goats just eat whatever whenever. Its raining out now, I don't want to go outside anymore! The human said she is “babysitting,” I don't know what that means but I think it will be fun! I was wrong, I was very very wrong. I like the little boy human at my place but the two little boy humans at that other places cried a lot and screamed. Steamy goats don't like children like that. The children are in bed. It's quiet now. The human girl is writing in a book. It's okay though, it's called "wreck this journal, it's pretty cool. We are one now, the human girl is getting ready for bed, I guess I should probably learn her name. He name is Isabella, the little boy humans name is max. The big humans are called mum and dad, well that's enough learning for the day. It's time for me to hit the hay (HAHAHA!) Goodnight readers.

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Steamy Goat Diary issue one

6/23/2014

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By Rosencrantz the Goat
Monday, June 23rd: Today I left for a new place, I took a long ride back from the RIO classroom to the place I am spending the summer. During the ride I sat in a blue top hat, I also sat on a pizza box. I arrived at my new home, Its pretty small but I think i will be able to move around enough, There are lots of other animals but they are all big. I need to stay away from them. I watched the human girl play on the computer. She was reading, I think it was called Homestuck. Later she did the human dishes, we goats just eat them, but they wash them and put them away. Silly, if you ask me. Silly human went back to the computer again, but she let me on. Well, that's about it for my day today, so I think its time for me to go to bed. Goodnight.

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Steamy Goat Diaries - Issue five

By Rosencrantz the goat

Steamy Goat diaries - Issue Four

By Ophelia the goat

Steamy Goat diaries - Issue three

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