RIO'S SEPTEMBER E-ZINE
SUMMER LOVING AT RIO SUMMER CAMP
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Adictostraw
No More School
Math PSA
Alien Teachers PSA
Robo-Penguin
Bieber Fever PSA
Vampire Straw
Smillo
Ana Does Mime
Endless Summer
Week One Writing
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I Am From by Ana Malick
I am from cheese From TV and light bulb I am from the bear cave that is very very small I am from the lily The bush whose long gone limbs I remember as if they were my own I’m from dancing with my dog and I look like my Dad From my Dad and my three legged cat I’m from get up! and Go to sleep! And black socks I’m from being short I’m from Calgary and Canada Perogies and rice From me dropping my sister and breaking her head My cat has three legs Soft and black Mostly on the couch I Am From by Veronika Strutt-Bagan I am from sink From couch and egg I am from the brown yellow house Fried egg I am from the tomato The pine tree whose long limbs I remember as if they were my own I’m from Halloween party and my eyes From Aunt Dian and Roxy my dog I’m from biting my nails and yelling And watching hockey I’m from Don’t touch the pills, and Get out of bed! And ABC I’m from opening presents I’m from Rocky Mountain hospital and Canada Perogies and lettuce things From on my birthday I stepped in dog poo My bald uncle Baby blanket Downstairs I Am From by Aurora Romero I am from iPod From carrots and hot sauce I am from the (usually) clean house Cleaning detergent I am from the water The apricot tree whose long limbs I remember as if they were my own I’m from hurting my brother and I’m like my dad From Mom and Dad I’m from whiny brother I’m from Clean your room, and Stop yelling at your brother And Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star I’m from lobster I’m from Calgary and Egypt Eggs and steak From I locked my brother out of the house Annoying Cheese In the fridge. I Am From by May I am from lamp From light bulb and chicken I am from the yummeh cookie jar Smells like curry I am from the spicy rice The house whose long limbs I remember as if they were my own I’m from beating my brother and crooked nose From Mom and Dad I’m from cuddling with pillows and spilling tea And lounging (being lazy) I’m from the orphanage and grocery store And you broke my red crayon! I’m from chicken pot pie I’m from Narnia and the Sea of Narwhals Curry and rice From the neighbors cat We ate dindin (dinner) Mother and I ate dindin On the dindin table It was rice. |
I Am From by Billie Shostack
I am from bed From water bed and iPod I am from the really messy house Bread bread I am from yellow peppers The crab apple whose long limbs I remember as if they were my own I’m from Halloween party and your hair From dog and hamster I’m from dad rice and loving cats And lounging I’m from Don’t pick your nose, and Clean your room! And Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star I’m from strawberry rhubarb pie I’m from Calgary and Canada Perogies and wrapped in lettuce things From a squid almost landed on my head Myself Teddy Bear Bed. PICKLES by RIO CAMP KIDS - Week One Hi, my name was person, now pickles, and I have rabies and falafels and bacon. Bunnies and bugs, what evil creatures. I don’t get enough meep. Why derp? Because it’s fun to toast people. They get really sleepy. Run away from people with butterflies. May’s Haiku Cannot run at all Lived life lounging and eating Pies are so darn good! Billie’s Haiku RIO is the best We get freezies every day Ninja game is fun! MOVIE TRAILER – by Billie and Veronika Everything was fine until the turtle entered her life. Now the chicken pot pie has one last chance to make it right. There is only one problem. . . Chicken pot pie betrayed her. In a world, where what she needed most was a new pet and a home. For anyone who’s ever had a dream. . . come see this movie. Coming this summer. MOVIE TRAILER – by Billie and Veronika In a world where talk is cheap, one Elf Warrior gets by the only way he can. By chewing his butt off. Everyone has a dream - to be the first person to escape. There’s only one problem. . . he’s the only one who can. From the producer of Chicken Pot Pie Vs Turtle, And the director of Chicken Pot Pie Vs Turtle. Comes a man who can be anything. The Elf Warrior coming this July. MOVIE TRAILER – by Emily and Ana A woman without a name searches for her lost keys. In a world where life is cheap and everyone is looking for a good sword. No Name finds, with the help of a water bottle, a nose, and a chair – together they may just be able to save the cat the only way they know how. Guts, explosions, and a whole lot of candy. If you only see one movie this year, be sure to watch No Name. |
MOVIE TRAILER – by May and Aurora
A woman without a face searches for her house. In a world where life is cheap and everyone is looking for a good egg. Pizza finds, with the help of a narwhal, a bunny, and a carrot – together they may just be able to save the vampire the only way they know how. Guts, explosions, and a whole lot of fluff. If you only see one movie this year, be sure to watch Stuff. Please Don’t Embarrass Me – By May and Aurora Please don’t embarrass me tonight Why not? It’s fun because you turn all red. But I don’t like turning all red in public But you do when your all alone? No! Lies You’re mean Yes Why are you so mean? Yes What kind of answer is that? Yes Screw you! Yes BOB HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM Yes I’m back Yes No. Yes No Yes, you liar No Yes Why do you hate me? Yes Why? What’s with the “yes”? Yes I hate you! Yes BOB HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM No. Please Don’t Embarrass Me – By Billie and Aurora Dad, please don’t embarrass me tonight What? I don’t embarrass you! Yeah Okay. Maybe sometimes More like all the time Okay, I will Will what? Embarrass you You’re the worst Dad ever! Let’s go to school now Fine Parent / teacher conference Please Don’t Embarrass Me – By Emily and Ana Pat: Please don’t embarrass me tonight Geoff: Why? Pat: Because we are going to my parents house. Geoff: Why? Pat: I DON’T KNOW Geoff: Aahh ahh choo! Pat: ? Geoff: Zzzzz Pat: I give up!!! (Pat leaves) Geoff: Ha, ha, ha! (Pat comes back) Pat: Grrr! Stupid! Geoff: Eeeep! (Geoff exits) |
Week Two
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I Am Poem by Fatimah Hafeez
I am shy annoying I wonder what is in the end of the galaxy I hear water splashing I see an imaginary puppy I am shy annoying I pretend to be a spy I feel shy around other people I touch a furry head, like a puppy I worry about my older brother beating me up! I cry when I am not feeling well I am shy annoying I understand what my parents say I say nothing I dream to live in Candyland I try to get a good grade on tests and PATs I hope to get an iPhone or iPod Touch I am shy annoying I Am Poem by Jake Rietze I am weird and new I wonder about space I hear trains I see Link I want to be Rainbow Dash I am weird and new I pretend to be a dwarf I feel awesome I touch Pegasuses I worry about my sanity I cry when I’m sleeping I am weird and new I understand wands sometimes I say stuff I dream about sharks I try writing I hope stuff I am weird and new I Am Poem by Alexis Kelly I am tall and quiet I wonder when the world will end I hear things I see people I want a husky I am tall and quiet I pretend unicorns are real I feel warm I touch soft things I worry about things I cry when weird things happen I am tall and quiet I understand that the creator of SpongeBob is a marine biologist I say humans rule I dream about stuff I try to do good in school I hope to meet Spiderman I am tall and quiet I Am Poem by Olive DiCintio I am manic and Italian I wonder which came first, the chicken or the egg I hear Hayagalo I see deep fried bacon I want LOVE!!! Just kidding, I want a sugar high. I am manic and Italian I pretend to be the Queen of England “I feel nothing!” – Captain Barbosa I touch a unicorn’s feather I worry about New Kid’s sanity I cry about tears I am manic and Italian I understand E=MC2 I say “Whumbo” and “Milk it” and “Me holds are bursting with swag!” I dream about music and such I try to be beautiful I hope to change someone’s life one day I am manic and Italian I Am Poem by Emily Firmston I am a pet lover and artist I wonder if the Doctor will actually die I hear the TARDIS I see my own zoo I want new pets I am a pet lover and artist I pretend stuff I feel things I touch cat fur I worry about RIO’s sanity I cry about nothing I am a pet lover and artist I understand Van Gogh I say Biology – Science Onward! I dream of being a biologist or zoo keeper I try to avoid soccer at all costs I hope my mother never puts me in soccer again I am a pet lover and artist |
I Am Poem by Ana Malick I am tiny and cheese I wonder about cheese I hear cheese I see cheese I want cheese I am tiny and cheese I pretend to be cheese I feel like cheese I touch cheese I worry about cheese I cry about sausage I am tiny and cheese I understand that cheese is good I say cheese I dream about cheese I try to be a sandwich I hope cheese is good I am tiny and cheese I Am Poem by Caroline Dewald I am shy and silent I wonder if I can not be so shy I hear an alarm I see big pizza I want to be a pop star I am shy and silent I pretend to be a ninja I feel like a happy person I touch a hulk I worry about someone eating my cake I cry when I find out there is no pizza I am shy and silent I understand that people like pepperoni on their pizza I say I will be the biggest pizza eater I dream about a big unicorn I try to eat the world’s biggest pizza I hope that they name a pizza after me I am shy and silent I saw a sign in Wal-Mart by Alexis So I was in Wal-Mart shopping and I saw a sign. They were selling something and the sign said, “Rollback WAS $1.17 NOW $1.87.” Like, what the heck? How is it a rollback in price when it’s more expensive now? Failure Wal-Mart, just fail. You need to go back to school and learn how to subtract. Bullies by Emily I hate bullies. Like, come on! Find someone else to yell at. What did I do to be pushed around? I honestly don’t care what happens at home. You don’t have to be mean. Robert Downey Jr’s Partner in Crime! By Olive My most exciting adventure was when I was to be hung for crimes against humanity. The year was 1834 and Robert Downey Jr. through a sword at the rope and cut through it just as I was about to fall. Then he proposed to me and we got married. Charlie the Penguin goes to the Park by Caroline and Ana Once upon a time there was a penguin and his name was Charlie. Charlie was going to the park to play. So he played and played and played and played and then he noticed he was so bored. He thought, “I should go make a friend.” So he went to a little boy and asked. High as a Levitating Planet – group poem The taste of cold pizza at 7:30 AM Finding something lost The TV show SpongeBob while staying up late eating chocolate Watching Bob the Builder Sleeping with my cats Watching Sherlock Holmes with movie foods Playing with my cat Fighting with Ameer Reading a good book Reading in the middle of the night Getting mail/notes, especially for you, that make you smile Getting a new pet Reading Twilight and Vampire Diaries. Watching The Amazing Spiderman I LOVE Cheese |
I’m Late For School Excuse – by Ana
I grew a mustache that was ten feet long and then I named it Fred. Then I brushed it, but it got mad at me and strangled me for five minutes. Then we calmed down. Why I don’t have my Homework Excuse – by Ana My mustache ate it. I Hate Sausage! By Ana I hate sausage! So my mom made me a sandwitch the other day and I asked her, “What’s in it?” and you know what she said? SAUSAGE! I was all like WHAT? Then I pushed it away and I was, like, “I hate sausage!” It’s like who needs sausage? It’s so stupid. It’s just cruel to pigs. It’s not their fault that they’re runty. It’s totally opposite of cheese. You milk cows. Nothing dies. I hate sausage! The Best Excuse Ever! by Olive Well it all started with the garbage. I forgot to take it out last night so I had to take it out this morning. Then I fell into the can by mistake. I tried to climb out but I slipped and fell deeper. Then I moved a piece of garbage and discovered a portal. It sucked me in and I landed in a puddle of chocolate. I looked up at a sign and it said welcome to CANdyland (get it? CANdyland – garbage can). I tried to climb out of the portal but I was too short to reach it. I wandered around eating random candy that I found. Then gravity turned off and I floated up to school. That’s why I’m late. Crap Movies by Olive So I was watching Bring It On (crap movie by the way) the other day. I was able to predict the whole movie within the first 15 minutes. It took all the fun out of it! It’s not just crappy teen movies either, even movies that we watch at movie night with my grandmother! She was able to predict the ending just by seeing one three-minute scene! I’m serious! Movies these days need to get more difficult to understand – add more plot twists or something. I’m tired of the whole movie being ruined when I make one stupid idea for the end. If I even see one new movie that I cannot predict the end to, I will have my faith in humanity restored. Until then however, I will remain hopless. Found Poem by Emily Unusual rectangular nostril will run – jump Abnormal blue ball be beautiful Give large sandwich telephone Rhinoceros Found Poem by Fatima Dance be to she Blue orange ball Beautiful rhinoceros love soccer Purple elephant give in Found Poem by Alexis Rectangular alien give elephant sandwich Purple rhinoceros beautiful Large hippo funky on hairy love Ordinary orange sad Abnormal peanut butter soccer Run funny unusual blue nostril You are in telephone Found Poem by Olive Run hairy peanut Carry it to school Dance on nostril butter Sing with unusual elephant ball You will be funky They are in rectangular love I am orange of ordinary She hold blue sandwich He give alien large telephone Funny purple soccer hippo Beautiful abnormal rhinoceros Jump out Flap thrilled Write sad Smoking Allowed by Fatimah I saw a sign that said, “Smoking Allowed.” I don’t think that sign should be there ‘cause smoking is bad for you lungs. And it gives bad pollution. Mothers and pregnant should not at all smoke cause it lad for babies! If I see people smoking, I would tell the police or, if I were one, I would arrest the person smoking! I never smoke but I am grateful for the places where they have put, “NO SMOKING!” Oh and smoking signs sifns should be removed except “NO SMOKING” signs should stay and they should be put everywhere!! No smoking allowed! |