RIO's July E-Zine

RIO's July E-Zine
Summer Fun and World Domination

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The World According to RIO

SHEINIKI (Old)
Leader: King Théodore
Political System: Kingdom
Race: Caucasian
Main Export: Firearms
Anthem: Quelque chose en français car je pense que je sois intelligent et je pense que personne ne me comprenne !
Which translates out to: Something in French because I think I'm intelligent and I think no one understands me!

SHEINIKI (New and Improved)
Leader: Chuck Norris
Race: Kiwi Birds
Political System: Each citizen may vote on any law, however many times obeying theses laws is optional.
Main Export: Purely middle-class white men who enjoy golfing.
Anthem: Apparemment il y a une langue qui s'appelle le Mc'Kool ; c'est notre langue officielle mais nous ne savons pas comment le parler.
Which translates out to: Apparently there's a language called Mc'Kool; it's our official language but we don't know how to speak it.

EASTERN MILITIA OF SOMETHING OR OTHER
Leader: Happy Unicorn Overlord
Race: Really smart gummy bear engineers
Political System: Hegemony
Main Export: Red and Blue plaid kahkis and Bright Green jean jackets

SOFT LAND
Leader: King Fluffy
Race: Mostly Teddy Bears
Political System:Monarchy
Main Export: Pillows
Anthem
We love fluffiness!
Soft Land is the place to be ---------------------!
Go outside and give your neighbor a huge hug.
La La La!
Have a pillow fight in
Soft Land!

FINN CITY
Finn City- Santa Monica - L.A. United States.
Leader: Evan Neong Chang
Race: White people
Political System: Democracy
Main Export: Englishmen who enjoy football (soccer)

CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA (Red Neck)
Leader: Jefferson Davis
Race(s): Two (You know who)
Political System: Presidential republic
Main Export: Nothing because other growers of cotton are superior and no one likes slaves.
Anthem
Y'all Sweat
Please buy our cotton
Mississippi's still poor
We sit on Yankees.

AVISLANDIA
Leader: Queen Tai'sol
Race: Bird-People
Political System: Monarchy
Main Export: Scarecrows
Languages: Avian, Latin
Capital: Oculus
Anthem: Instruments and that's it - Large drums, wood winds, and stomping or whatever.