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REALITY IS OPTIONAL
FABULOUS E-Zine - JUNE
The Completely Inappropriate ADs Issue!!

BLAHbums!

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BLAHbums!
Buy your very own BLAHbum! They’re gooey, they’re squishy, they’re
big, they’re brown, and…

THEY CAN TALK!

Customer to BLAHbums-Olivia: 
BLAHbums are the best! I bought one as a birthday present for my little
cousin, Christopher, and he loved it! At first we didn’t know what it was, but
after we started playing with it we realized that it was just fun!
There you have it! BLAHbums are the best! Buy one and you could……

RULE THE WORLD!

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Who wouldn’t want a BLAHbum? They are awesome! Nothing can beat the
BLAHbum!
I mean, who would have thought of a toy shaped like a giant brown bum THAT TALKS!!! And sometimes it can have it’s own language, THE Fart Language! Plus, it has it’s own toilet-paper birth certificate At first you might think that it is gross, but it is just awesome, creative, mind-blowing, radical, super, groovey, and more! If you are watching this right now, then run out of the house and go to your local shopping store!
The BLAHbums can guarantee you that you will find a BLAHbum instantly! Go on and buy a BLAHbum right now!
From, your friends
The BLAHbum Company!
CEO Nicole Maththews

Movie Trailers. . . you really need to see these flicks!

WRAP-A-NUDIE

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Don’t be a nudie, get a Wrap-a-Nudie!
Does your towel fall down even when
you tuck the corner in?
Well, be nude no more!
The Wrap-a-Nudie has a
patented sticky formula that is awesome and sure to stick.
Available for a
limited time –
Buy a Wrap-a-Nudie and get a free No Burn Glove-a-Nudie Hand. 

TESTER FRED SAYS:

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"This Wrap-a-Nudie is the best. I’ve wrapped myself 
over a hundred times with no slipping. I think I’ll go for a shower now –
with my Wrap-a-Nudie!"
They’re the best! They’re the awesomest! They’re the wrappiest!
NOW WRAP YOURSELF TODAY!
CEO: Emily Firmston

Wrap-a-Nudie Infomercial

Meet more of our Members:
Jassie Jellywiggler

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Playwrite extraordinaire

Cletus

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Talent so great - it has to be hidden.

Now a Word from our Sponser - highly sugared drinks

Sui-Safe: When you want to kill yourself. . .  Non-lethally

Wrap-a-Nudie's latest product: Scarf-a-Nudie

Don't be a Sad Princess

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Are you bummed because RIO will be over in June?
Well don't be! Join us for RIO's Theatre camp. All the writing fun of RIO on stage and at the Calgary Fringe Festival. Just click on our NEWS for more info!
And don't forget: We will be back in September for twice as much fun with TWO meetings a month. Yea!

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