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NAPI by George
Napi accidentally throws his eyes into a tree. He comes back and asks Apisi (Coyote) to borrow his eyes. Even though Apisi says no, Napi takes Apisi's eyes and when Apisi complains he goes to find some new eyes for Apisi. Napi goes into the woods and finds two nice shiney rocks, draws on pupils. Apisi does well, but almost drowns because his head is too heavy. Napi goes out and finds snowballs. Apisi doesn't see the lynx that attacks him because it is all white. Napi finds raspberries. Apisi attacks Napi and they fight. Napi gets thrown up to the top of a tree. He gets his eyes down from the top of the tree and returns them to Apisi.
Napi accidentally throws his eyes into a tree. He comes back and asks Apisi (Coyote) to borrow his eyes. Even though Apisi says no, Napi takes Apisi's eyes and when Apisi complains he goes to find some new eyes for Apisi. Napi goes into the woods and finds two nice shiney rocks, draws on pupils. Apisi does well, but almost drowns because his head is too heavy. Napi goes out and finds snowballs. Apisi doesn't see the lynx that attacks him because it is all white. Napi finds raspberries. Apisi attacks Napi and they fight. Napi gets thrown up to the top of a tree. He gets his eyes down from the top of the tree and returns them to Apisi.
WEED BEARD by Peter
Green Beard goes to the doctor's office. He tells his wife into to go into the crazy room while he's away. His wife goes into the crazy room. It's full of prescription weed. The wife smokes all the weed in the room. When green beard gets back he goes into the withdrawal and gets angry and tries to kill his wife. Epic fight scene ensues with the wife being too high to know she is in a fight (AKA Weed Power). Green beard dies.
Moral: Don't pic a fight with a high person.
(*Editors Note: One of our high school students said of this piece, "I can tell by this you know nothing about drugs, and that makes me happy.")
Green Beard goes to the doctor's office. He tells his wife into to go into the crazy room while he's away. His wife goes into the crazy room. It's full of prescription weed. The wife smokes all the weed in the room. When green beard gets back he goes into the withdrawal and gets angry and tries to kill his wife. Epic fight scene ensues with the wife being too high to know she is in a fight (AKA Weed Power). Green beard dies.
Moral: Don't pic a fight with a high person.
(*Editors Note: One of our high school students said of this piece, "I can tell by this you know nothing about drugs, and that makes me happy.")
DEATH ON A SHIP by Sophie
On the ship, Bob had died. Tim, the detective, was investigating and began to yell at Jeff. "Jeff, did you kill him?"
Jeff looked down and said, "Yeah."
Tim sighed and replied, "You have to stop. Now clean this up."
THE END
On the ship, Bob had died. Tim, the detective, was investigating and began to yell at Jeff. "Jeff, did you kill him?"
Jeff looked down and said, "Yeah."
Tim sighed and replied, "You have to stop. Now clean this up."
THE END
KILL THE KRAKEN by Eli
"Kill the kraken, Jeff-sempai," said Mr. Captain.
"So I, Jeff-sempai, will go get my sword to stop the kraken from killing the rudder. I will jump on the kraken and hit it." Joe did this and died.
RIP
Jeff-sempai
1812-1825
He was a loser
"Kill the kraken, Jeff-sempai," said Mr. Captain.
"So I, Jeff-sempai, will go get my sword to stop the kraken from killing the rudder. I will jump on the kraken and hit it." Joe did this and died.
RIP
Jeff-sempai
1812-1825
He was a loser
THE BLACK CAPED STRANGER by Cleo
The black caped stranger crept up to the leader of the Spanish Armada and drove a sabre into his back. He keeled over with a groan. She ran back to the ship and informed her Captain that he was the new leader of the Spanish Armada and then stabbed him. Her cloak shimmered with blood and she took her place as the new leader of the Spanish Armada.
The black caped stranger crept up to the leader of the Spanish Armada and drove a sabre into his back. He keeled over with a groan. She ran back to the ship and informed her Captain that he was the new leader of the Spanish Armada and then stabbed him. Her cloak shimmered with blood and she took her place as the new leader of the Spanish Armada.
MY INTRIGUE
My intrigue looks like a slightly burned marshmallow.
My anger feels like I want to force-choke someone.
My joy tastes like warm hot chocolate on a winter day.
My remorse smells like my little sister's hair dye
My contempt sounds like a roaring lion
Essentially I'm an emotional spinning wheel.
My intrigue looks like a slightly burned marshmallow.
My anger feels like I want to force-choke someone.
My joy tastes like warm hot chocolate on a winter day.
My remorse smells like my little sister's hair dye
My contempt sounds like a roaring lion
Essentially I'm an emotional spinning wheel.
I Live in a House On A Hill
Keeping in sadness and anger is like cancer. It can be lethal. But when you find a cure, it will all go away. Like freeing yourself from the bonds that trapped you. My life has changed a lot. Living a lone, away from the city. It's the reason why I'm happier than before.
Keeping in sadness and anger is like cancer. It can be lethal. But when you find a cure, it will all go away. Like freeing yourself from the bonds that trapped you. My life has changed a lot. Living a lone, away from the city. It's the reason why I'm happier than before.
Bone-Scar "You don't even know how much I have done to win the throne!"
The Missing Fur Coats! by Eli
IN the start the fur coats go missing and anyone who goes looking for them goes missing as well. In the middle Carol knows a bit of who it is and finds the fir coats and gets kidnapped by Barron Von Bear who is the bad guy. In the end Baron Von Bear kills Mayor Kim and then Sheriff Joe gets him.
IN the start the fur coats go missing and anyone who goes looking for them goes missing as well. In the middle Carol knows a bit of who it is and finds the fir coats and gets kidnapped by Barron Von Bear who is the bad guy. In the end Baron Von Bear kills Mayor Kim and then Sheriff Joe gets him.
Can the Government Fix this Mess?
May is a military nurse looking for answers. Alex is a robot that's just here to help. Ren is a giant, giant wolf. Can this ragtag team of medical officers find the last-ditch effort the government put in place to save the world?
May is a military nurse looking for answers. Alex is a robot that's just here to help. Ren is a giant, giant wolf. Can this ragtag team of medical officers find the last-ditch effort the government put in place to save the world?
A Witch and a Fisherman's Daughter
Bronwyn, Lee, and an ancient evil. Join the strong Fisherman's daughter, Bronwyn, and her best friend Lee, the weather witch, on a seafaring adventure across dimensions.
Bronwyn, Lee, and an ancient evil. Join the strong Fisherman's daughter, Bronwyn, and her best friend Lee, the weather witch, on a seafaring adventure across dimensions.
RIO's Rogue Poets photos taken by Emma Thursby
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FIX THAT BOOK!
How to Disappoint by The Dark Lord
1. Wake up late
2. Don't apologize enough to your teacher for being late
3. Forget to buy snacks for a meeting
4. Don't go with your friends to a mildly embarrassing activity.
5. Only have four points
1. Wake up late
2. Don't apologize enough to your teacher for being late
3. Forget to buy snacks for a meeting
4. Don't go with your friends to a mildly embarrassing activity.
5. Only have four points
Dare To Disappoint by Anonymous
(The first page shows a non-disappointing person).
(The first page shows a non-disappointing person).
- Don't be you.
- Don't listen
- Exist
Dare To Disappoint by Scrawled Name
- Breathing
- Existing
- Talking
- Walking
- Just the thought of me
Dare To Disappoint - The True Way to Disappoint People by Allissa
- Forget to feed your pets on a regular basis
- Get obsessed with a fandom and only talk about it
- Only do what is manditory
- Never push yourself
- Tell your friends you're going to do something - then don't
- Don't get a job
- Live in your Grandparents basement
Dear Winnie Flynn by The Dark Lord
Your troubles are concerning. First off, your parents should not be policing your cell phone. To fix this, kill their cat and curs them with blindness. They won't be seeing where you are going anymore. Secondly, your friend Rachel needs to step off. Chad is your boyfriend, not hers. Kill her and hang her body in the fyer. This will create an example to not mess with you. Lastly, school is a waste. Burn the building
- Your Friend, Lucifer
Your troubles are concerning. First off, your parents should not be policing your cell phone. To fix this, kill their cat and curs them with blindness. They won't be seeing where you are going anymore. Secondly, your friend Rachel needs to step off. Chad is your boyfriend, not hers. Kill her and hang her body in the fyer. This will create an example to not mess with you. Lastly, school is a waste. Burn the building
- Your Friend, Lucifer
Dear Winnie Flynn by Anonymous
Winnie, please grow up!
Winnie, please grow up!
Dear Winnie Flynn by Krysia
I have heard, from way down below, of your many terrible problems. Being such a helful caring being, I have decided to take on the daunting task of solving them! Now before you read the rest of this letter. I require you to sign on the line below:
_____________ (I agree that my soul will belong to Lucifer in the afterlife).
All right! Read on for advice.
- I've heard that you're no longer friends with Lauren. I agree. You may kill her.
Lucifer
I have heard, from way down below, of your many terrible problems. Being such a helful caring being, I have decided to take on the daunting task of solving them! Now before you read the rest of this letter. I require you to sign on the line below:
_____________ (I agree that my soul will belong to Lucifer in the afterlife).
All right! Read on for advice.
- I've heard that you're no longer friends with Lauren. I agree. You may kill her.
Lucifer
The Devil and Winnie Flynn by Allissa
Dear Winnie,
I heard you were having issues with a kid in school. My advice is to first lure them into your house, doesn't matter how. Then when they aren't looking grab a blunt object and bash them in the head with it drag them down to the basement and write a large pentagram in their blood. Start to chant in Latin. Sacrifice HIM to me. I'll make them my new slave.
With Love,
Lucifer
Dear Winnie,
I heard you were having issues with a kid in school. My advice is to first lure them into your house, doesn't matter how. Then when they aren't looking grab a blunt object and bash them in the head with it drag them down to the basement and write a large pentagram in their blood. Start to chant in Latin. Sacrifice HIM to me. I'll make them my new slave.
With Love,
Lucifer
Rose Sees Red by Anonymous
Rose is blind
Rose is blind
Rose Sees Red, a Children's Book by Krysia
Rose lives in a little town.
Rose washes up every morning and brushes her teeth.
Rose's mommy makes breakfast.
Rose doesn't have a daddy.
Later, Rose's mommy takes her to work.
Rose's mommy works at the hospital.
Everyone says it's very educational for Rose to see her mom's work.
Rose sits on a chair while her mommy and the other doctors work.
When they are finished, Rose walks over to the operating table.
Rose sees RED
The End!
Rose lives in a little town.
Rose washes up every morning and brushes her teeth.
Rose's mommy makes breakfast.
Rose doesn't have a daddy.
Later, Rose's mommy takes her to work.
Rose's mommy works at the hospital.
Everyone says it's very educational for Rose to see her mom's work.
Rose sits on a chair while her mommy and the other doctors work.
When they are finished, Rose walks over to the operating table.
Rose sees RED
The End!
Rose Sees Red by Scrawled Name
Rose sees a puddle of red
Pretty stream of red
Underneath the door
She sees where it flows
More and more
To make a waterfall of red
Finds her mother dead
Pink ribbons up and down her arm
Rose grow
Rose sees a puddle of red
Pretty stream of red
Underneath the door
She sees where it flows
More and more
To make a waterfall of red
Finds her mother dead
Pink ribbons up and down her arm
Rose grow
Rose Sees Red - The Children's Book by Allissa
Rose sees Red
Red like Blood
Rose sees a Person
Splat on the Ground
She's Covered in their blood.
Probably explains why
She sees so much
RED
Rose sees Red
Red like Blood
Rose sees a Person
Splat on the Ground
She's Covered in their blood.
Probably explains why
She sees so much
RED
Breakfast Served Anytime by Krysia
Eggs with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Waffles with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Pancakes with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Hash-browns with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Deluxe combo (eggs, pancakes, sausages, hash-browns, and Pepto-Bismol)
Eggs with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Waffles with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Pancakes with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Hash-browns with a side of Pepto-Bismol
Deluxe combo (eggs, pancakes, sausages, hash-browns, and Pepto-Bismol)
Breakfast Anytime by Allissa
Pancakes, waffles, ice cream, Bugles, pie, doughnuts, The souls of the Innocent, omelets, bacon and eggs, spaghetti, chocolate, pancakes, oatmeal.
Pancakes, waffles, ice cream, Bugles, pie, doughnuts, The souls of the Innocent, omelets, bacon and eggs, spaghetti, chocolate, pancakes, oatmeal.
Dead is the new black
I thought orange was the new black.
Why doesn't black just for once stay black.
by Anonymous
I thought orange was the new black.
Why doesn't black just for once stay black.
by Anonymous
Zombie Fashion by Allissa
For the past few years Zombies have been wearing the same drab pale clothes. What's with Zombies and torn up plain clothes? And all that gross mucky blood? Why not try the latest in Zombie fashion?
For the past few years Zombies have been wearing the same drab pale clothes. What's with Zombies and torn up plain clothes? And all that gross mucky blood? Why not try the latest in Zombie fashion?
Zombie Fashion by Krysia
Fashion advice for the dead
Welcome, everyone! Today's show will be all about the latest trends and designs for corpses all under the Earth!
This chilly spring season, earmuffs are a must-have for any self-respecting corpse. Not only will they look amazing, the noise from the over world will be drown out so you can rest in peace!
Choker necklaces are to DIE for too!
Bright red lipstick is necessary. Just in case anyone attempts to disturb your grave. You can look like the Joker to scare them off . . .
Fashion advice for the dead
Welcome, everyone! Today's show will be all about the latest trends and designs for corpses all under the Earth!
This chilly spring season, earmuffs are a must-have for any self-respecting corpse. Not only will they look amazing, the noise from the over world will be drown out so you can rest in peace!
Choker necklaces are to DIE for too!
Bright red lipstick is necessary. Just in case anyone attempts to disturb your grave. You can look like the Joker to scare them off . . .
The Silver Dream by Krysia
- Proofread by Robin Hood
- Edited by Yoda
- Illustrated by Hitler
- Blurb by Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- Spoiled by me.
- Proofread by Robin Hood
- Edited by Yoda
- Illustrated by Hitler
- Blurb by Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- Spoiled by me.
The Silver Dream by Scrawled Name
Like all good music, it is stolen.
Like all good music, it is stolen.
The Silver Dream by Allissa
Actually by Neil Gaiman.
Actually by Neil Gaiman.
Writing Movies For Fun (what's profit?) by Rachel
Working in a coffee shop isn't that bad. I mean, you get a roof over your head. And even though that kid who doesn't understand that he isn't the only person in the world who is conscious is super annoying, it's a lot easier than making money off your writing. I mean, winning the lottery is easier than writing movies. SO is becoming an Olympian or making that kid understand that you are a living breathing human being. And meanwhile, you can write for fun. How does that sound?
No? You want to make a profit too? Tough customer. Okay, here is how you write for profit.
1) Start buying lottery tickets
2) Realize that you are not lucky
3) Give up.
Working in a coffee shop isn't that bad. I mean, you get a roof over your head. And even though that kid who doesn't understand that he isn't the only person in the world who is conscious is super annoying, it's a lot easier than making money off your writing. I mean, winning the lottery is easier than writing movies. SO is becoming an Olympian or making that kid understand that you are a living breathing human being. And meanwhile, you can write for fun. How does that sound?
No? You want to make a profit too? Tough customer. Okay, here is how you write for profit.
1) Start buying lottery tickets
2) Realize that you are not lucky
3) Give up.
Writing Movies For Fun Not Profit by Nadia
Writing movies is fun. You won't make any money but it's fun.
Step One: The first step in writing movies for fun is to come up with an idea. Since you aren't making any money off your movie, the idea can be as crazy as you want. If you want to make a movie on the Future of Cucumbers on Mars, then go ahead. It jus thas to be fun for you.
Step Two: Get a group of friends that are just as crazy as you. Assign them roles based on their skills, personality, and preference. Once all your jobs are divided up, get ready to set up for no success!
Step Three: Get all your supplies yourself, since no one will ever fund you. Make things yourself, costumes are one the fun parts! Now get to work, for fun, and see you after your supplies are done.
Writing movies is fun. You won't make any money but it's fun.
Step One: The first step in writing movies for fun is to come up with an idea. Since you aren't making any money off your movie, the idea can be as crazy as you want. If you want to make a movie on the Future of Cucumbers on Mars, then go ahead. It jus thas to be fun for you.
Step Two: Get a group of friends that are just as crazy as you. Assign them roles based on their skills, personality, and preference. Once all your jobs are divided up, get ready to set up for no success!
Step Three: Get all your supplies yourself, since no one will ever fund you. Make things yourself, costumes are one the fun parts! Now get to work, for fun, and see you after your supplies are done.
Writing Movies for FUN (Forget the profit - seriously) by Katelyn
Okay, we all know no one makes money from movies so forget everything else and do it for fun. Let your imagination go wild and create your wildest fights of imagination. Only the lucky few make oit so forget profit and follow your dreams so if you are truly gifted you will be able to impact society in your own way. In each chapter we shall discuss each aspect of letting your creative side flow and expand , growing your ideas to masterpieces that will last for all of time and withstand the flowing river of popular culture. Remember have fun, forget profit.
Okay, we all know no one makes money from movies so forget everything else and do it for fun. Let your imagination go wild and create your wildest fights of imagination. Only the lucky few make oit so forget profit and follow your dreams so if you are truly gifted you will be able to impact society in your own way. In each chapter we shall discuss each aspect of letting your creative side flow and expand , growing your ideas to masterpieces that will last for all of time and withstand the flowing river of popular culture. Remember have fun, forget profit.
How to Do Stuff With Movies by Mason
How to write Emo Movies with fun.
Step One: Be depressed and have dark thoughts about hate and love.
Step Two: Cry for like 9 hours
Step Three: Start writing Emo Poetry
Step Four: Fun
Step Five: Give up and marry the Prince of Monaco or work in Tim Hortons or become an ice cream.
How to write Emo Movies with fun.
Step One: Be depressed and have dark thoughts about hate and love.
Step Two: Cry for like 9 hours
Step Three: Start writing Emo Poetry
Step Four: Fun
Step Five: Give up and marry the Prince of Monaco or work in Tim Hortons or become an ice cream.
Technology? What? by Katelyn
Jane Eyre: Agh! What is this crazy contraption of machinery?
The Doctor: This is a phone which will self destruct. Please get five miles away in 1 hour time.
Jane Eyre: This is the 1800's you hooligan! If I could travel that fast, I would!
The Doctor: Oh, to keep the timeline, you will have to be erased. Have a happy last two seconds.
Jane Eyre: Ahh, what?
The Doctor: JK
Jane Eyre: Agh! What is this crazy contraption of machinery?
The Doctor: This is a phone which will self destruct. Please get five miles away in 1 hour time.
Jane Eyre: This is the 1800's you hooligan! If I could travel that fast, I would!
The Doctor: Oh, to keep the timeline, you will have to be erased. Have a happy last two seconds.
Jane Eyre: Ahh, what?
The Doctor: JK
When There's Only One Cell Phone in the 1800s by Mason
Jane: Where are thou?
Jane: James, I need you my glove!
Jane: *love
Jane: Where fart thou when I need you :(
Jane: Where are thou?
Jane: James, I need you my glove!
Jane: *love
Jane: Where fart thou when I need you :(
Modern Texts Meet Victorian Values by Rachel
Jane Eyre: The future is amazing!
James: It's not the future! This is witch craft!
Jane Eyre: My thumbs are sore already
James: Jane, you are being brainwashed! This is the work of a stich!
James: *witch!
James: The magic is trying to prevent me from telling you the truth!
Jane Eyre: Ohh, smiley faces! :)
James: Jane!
Jane Eyre: Ohh . . . what is this ugly thing?
^~^
James: Ahh!
Jane Eyre: The future is amazing!
James: It's not the future! This is witch craft!
Jane Eyre: My thumbs are sore already
James: Jane, you are being brainwashed! This is the work of a stich!
James: *witch!
James: The magic is trying to prevent me from telling you the truth!
Jane Eyre: Ohh, smiley faces! :)
James: Jane!
Jane Eyre: Ohh . . . what is this ugly thing?
^~^
James: Ahh!
Jane Eyre Makes Her First Phone Call by Nadia
Jane: When I press the tiny keyboard words appear. Look I see words. :) :) Pictures too!
Jamal: Hi Random Person. Where did you get my phone number?
Jane: Number?
Jamal: Fine play stupid.
Jane: Hey! What did you call me? I'm Jane Eyre! The most beautiful lady of 1847
Jamal: Sorry lady. I get it. You're nuts. Just stop texting me.
Jane: When I press the tiny keyboard words appear. Look I see words. :) :) Pictures too!
Jamal: Hi Random Person. Where did you get my phone number?
Jane: Number?
Jamal: Fine play stupid.
Jane: Hey! What did you call me? I'm Jane Eyre! The most beautiful lady of 1847
Jamal: Sorry lady. I get it. You're nuts. Just stop texting me.
Reports of Her Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Jane: Dear friend, So much time seems to have passed since the day you left. I now live my own life. But I still cannot forget about you and the memories of what we had together. I truly wish I could see you once more.
Jack: Who are you? Jane Eyre has been dead for over a century. (Wasn't she fictional anyway?)
Jane: But I am alive and real as you can see.
Jack: How is that possible?
Jane: Um?
Jack: . . .
Jane: Dear friend, So much time seems to have passed since the day you left. I now live my own life. But I still cannot forget about you and the memories of what we had together. I truly wish I could see you once more.
Jack: Who are you? Jane Eyre has been dead for over a century. (Wasn't she fictional anyway?)
Jane: But I am alive and real as you can see.
Jack: How is that possible?
Jane: Um?
Jack: . . .
The West, A Colourful Time! by Rachel
The Old West was a very colourful time - it was actually the dawn of colour. At the beginning everything was dull and boring. And then seven traveling wizards came to Earth. These wizards were Gandalf the Red, Gandalf the Orange, Gandalf the Yellow, Gandalf the Purple, Gandalf the Blue, Gandalf the Neon, and Bob. Bob was sad when he saw the state of the black and white world, so he got on his knees and begged the Gandalfs to make colour. they couldn't stand Bob being sad, so each of them made colours. Gandalf the Blue determined the colour of the sky, Gandalf the Red determined the colour of blood while Gandalf the Yellow created everybody's least favourite colour. Together they made Bob happy again.
The Old West was a very colourful time - it was actually the dawn of colour. At the beginning everything was dull and boring. And then seven traveling wizards came to Earth. These wizards were Gandalf the Red, Gandalf the Orange, Gandalf the Yellow, Gandalf the Purple, Gandalf the Blue, Gandalf the Neon, and Bob. Bob was sad when he saw the state of the black and white world, so he got on his knees and begged the Gandalfs to make colour. they couldn't stand Bob being sad, so each of them made colours. Gandalf the Blue determined the colour of the sky, Gandalf the Red determined the colour of blood while Gandalf the Yellow created everybody's least favourite colour. Together they made Bob happy again.
Where the Colour Went and How I Saved It! by Nadia
The aliens came. The year was 18-2 and the sky was blue. When the aliens came it turned gray, not from clouds but from the decolourinator. They didn't have colour on their world anymore so they were going galaxy to galaxy making the colour go away just like their s died. That's where I came in. A scientifically advance cowgirl with th e only machine I knew of to bring the colour back. It took me many years but I eventually made the colour phot camera. It was going to bring back colour. One snapshot at a time. In ow lay on my deathbed writing this to my daughter. go take some photos in colour. Every time you do, more colour will return.
The aliens came. The year was 18-2 and the sky was blue. When the aliens came it turned gray, not from clouds but from the decolourinator. They didn't have colour on their world anymore so they were going galaxy to galaxy making the colour go away just like their s died. That's where I came in. A scientifically advance cowgirl with th e only machine I knew of to bring the colour back. It took me many years but I eventually made the colour phot camera. It was going to bring back colour. One snapshot at a time. In ow lay on my deathbed writing this to my daughter. go take some photos in colour. Every time you do, more colour will return.
The Old West by Mason
Two conjoined twins were born in to this world with a dream. Since the 1050s the world's colour was gone. They knew what they had to do. They set off at the age of twenty to give the world its colour back.
Two conjoined twins were born in to this world with a dream. Since the 1050s the world's colour was gone. They knew what they had to do. They set off at the age of twenty to give the world its colour back.
Bibagpiastia Orinea by Rachel
Listen Idiots, most people don't realize this, but the smart people know that Scotland isn't run by Queens or Prime Ministers. Ever since Scotland has been formed, do you know who has been running it? A secret organizations called Bibagpipastia Orinea. This means supreme bagpipes in Latin. Yes, for hundreds of years the Agenda of Bagpipes have been pushed over our own. And really who can blame them? People are the worst. And, because you have already forgotten - this book is about Scotland.
Listen Idiots, most people don't realize this, but the smart people know that Scotland isn't run by Queens or Prime Ministers. Ever since Scotland has been formed, do you know who has been running it? A secret organizations called Bibagpipastia Orinea. This means supreme bagpipes in Latin. Yes, for hundreds of years the Agenda of Bagpipes have been pushed over our own. And really who can blame them? People are the worst. And, because you have already forgotten - this book is about Scotland.
Scotland Without Annoying People! by Nadia
This book is about Scotland. Narrated by your hero and friendly lake monster. Loch Ness. People are annoying. They took a picture of a twig in the water and said it was me. Yuck! First off I look awful in that "photo" and my head is not that small! I love Scotland, and if you picked up this book I bet you do too so join me as I talk about the wonders of Scotland, with no humans involved. Seriously, what the heck is haggis?
This book is about Scotland. Narrated by your hero and friendly lake monster. Loch Ness. People are annoying. They took a picture of a twig in the water and said it was me. Yuck! First off I look awful in that "photo" and my head is not that small! I love Scotland, and if you picked up this book I bet you do too so join me as I talk about the wonders of Scotland, with no humans involved. Seriously, what the heck is haggis?
This Is Your Own Fault by Katelyn
Really? You pick up a book that says "For Dummies". You truly need the an sanity test. The answer to that quiz is ABECFBDECA. There done! Are you happy? If not, you're crazy for picking up this book and want ing to read this. Who wants to go to Scotland? It this enough? A Scotland book for you? Yes, I'm insulting you.
Really? You pick up a book that says "For Dummies". You truly need the an sanity test. The answer to that quiz is ABECFBDECA. There done! Are you happy? If not, you're crazy for picking up this book and want ing to read this. Who wants to go to Scotland? It this enough? A Scotland book for you? Yes, I'm insulting you.
The Clone Queen by Mason
Mary, Queen of Scots, does not have enough portraits to be a true queen. This book is about Scotland. She needs more portraits to be a true true queen. This book uses the same portrait like 8 times. SHe needs more!
Mary, Queen of Scots, does not have enough portraits to be a true queen. This book is about Scotland. She needs more portraits to be a true true queen. This book uses the same portrait like 8 times. SHe needs more!
Chapter One - An Everyday Occurrence by Rachel
Secret wars happen every single day. Why haven\t you heard about these? Well, as it turns out, historians are really reaaly good at lying, especially when huge sums of money come in. You thought that the US & Canada are allies, or that the European nations haven't been to war since the EU started? Think again!
Secret wars happen every single day. Why haven\t you heard about these? Well, as it turns out, historians are really reaaly good at lying, especially when huge sums of money come in. You thought that the US & Canada are allies, or that the European nations haven't been to war since the EU started? Think again!
Chapter Two - The Plan by Nadia
Shh! Don't tell anyone. I'm having a war tomorrow, but it's a secret. Don't tell anyone about it. Who am I going to fight you ask? I don't know actually, but don't tell anyone - it's a secret.
Shh! Don't tell anyone. I'm having a war tomorrow, but it's a secret. Don't tell anyone about it. Who am I going to fight you ask? I don't know actually, but don't tell anyone - it's a secret.
Chapter Three - Secrets by Mason
These people are secret. They are about secrets. That secret war is being held by secret people who like secrets about secrets about secrets.
These people are secret. They are about secrets. That secret war is being held by secret people who like secrets about secrets about secrets.
The Scariest THING EVER!
The scariest thing that has ever happened ever is a trans-person walking in on an anti trans event thinking it is an anti trains event.
Being in a room naked while having a ton of spiders on your naked body crawling on your private parts.
HAIKU ABOUT YOUR FUTURE LIFE
Help by Allissa
Death and sorrow
That is all that awaits
Please Help. I am in pain.
Death and sorrow
That is all that awaits
Please Help. I am in pain.
Eating the Future by Kim
Cinnamon apple
My future is a full mouth
and a full belly
Cinnamon apple
My future is a full mouth
and a full belly
My Life by The Dark Lord
Episode seven
My life on screen coming soon
Season eight - the end
Episode seven
My life on screen coming soon
Season eight - the end
Winter by Zlata
I live all alone
All by myself, in caves
Kill me please, now.
I live all alone
All by myself, in caves
Kill me please, now.
Twenty-five
Right after I turn
Twenty-five in the winter
I will start to die
Right after I turn
Twenty-five in the winter
I will start to die