RIO's
SUPER-APOCALYPTIC-EXILE-ALIDOSHIS
ISSUE!
Holstee Manifesto – Reality Is Optional Version
By Kali, Jett, Caelan, and Eli
“This is your life. Do what you need and do it now. If you don’t like your passion, then do it better. If you don’t have enough money then make money. If you are looking for Will, stop; they are hiding from the government for a reason. when you start eating cucumbers poorly, stop doing it wrong, because you should eat right. In the words of some true geniuses “when you suck, stop.” All realists are sad. When you’re a realist, be sad. Open your mouth. You must shove the dirt into your gaping mouth and plant an apple tree on your tongue to become one with the Earth, because of global warming. Ask the next person you see, “Do you regularly eat dirt?”, and share your apples with them. Travel backwards in time; getting lost in the continuum. Some insects only come once, so appreciate them accordingly. Life is about whatever you want it to be – I’m not here to tell you. So, go out and eat cucumbers properly. Life is full of turtles. Live your turtles and share your apples.”
By The Dark Lord
Growth
By the AWCS online Grade 3-6 Poetry Time workshop
My happiness feels like cute kittens
plants
Animals
My thoughts grow
trees change
life
my growth feels like pain because I get growing pains
your brain can grow
as well as your body
growing feels like life
plants grow with beauty
the leaves sprout out of the little bean plant
Trees can grow
My thoughts grow my brain can grow my bravery can grow
Growth feels like a volcano erupting
you grow inside
trees can grow with lots of leaves
you can grow stronger
my bran can grow
growing your emotions
hair can grow
MY BRAIN CAN grow when you do stuff that hurts your brain
your mind can grow with lots of thoughts
cities can grow when you build more towers and buildings
everyone can grow
we can grow with happiness
flowers can grow very pretty
My growth feels sweet and sour.
Sometimes it feels good because you can do more stuff
cause your bigger and stronger
and sometimes it feels bad cause
you can’t do stuff you were small enough to do anymore
if you do not grow something is wrong with you
your hair can grow long
places can grow
animal can grow
Sometimes feet grow one larger than the other
If you have one foot bigger than the other you have to make it the same as the other
my growth tastes like food because you need food to grow
true
one foot can grow bigger
👀
Chicken drumsticks
plants
Animals
My thoughts grow
trees change
life
my growth feels like pain because I get growing pains
your brain can grow
as well as your body
growing feels like life
plants grow with beauty
the leaves sprout out of the little bean plant
Trees can grow
My thoughts grow my brain can grow my bravery can grow
Growth feels like a volcano erupting
you grow inside
trees can grow with lots of leaves
you can grow stronger
my bran can grow
growing your emotions
hair can grow
MY BRAIN CAN grow when you do stuff that hurts your brain
your mind can grow with lots of thoughts
cities can grow when you build more towers and buildings
everyone can grow
we can grow with happiness
flowers can grow very pretty
My growth feels sweet and sour.
Sometimes it feels good because you can do more stuff
cause your bigger and stronger
and sometimes it feels bad cause
you can’t do stuff you were small enough to do anymore
if you do not grow something is wrong with you
your hair can grow long
places can grow
animal can grow
Sometimes feet grow one larger than the other
If you have one foot bigger than the other you have to make it the same as the other
my growth tastes like food because you need food to grow
true
one foot can grow bigger
👀
Chicken drumsticks
By The Dark Lord
The Lost Dog by Charlotte Sykes
Once there was a girl who lost her dog in a souk (an Arab marketplace). She was very worried. When the girl told her mom, she said, "Let's just go home, and he will come back."
Meanwhile….the little dog was walking in the souk. He was wondering where his owner was. Then he met a donkey, and they became friends.
The donkey said “I know something that can help you get back to your home. Just follow the China table, and you will find yourself in the carpet station, and you will see him."
So, the little dog followed the China table, and he got to the carpet station. Then to his surprise, he saw a flying carpet. The flying carpet scooped him up, and flew away. Then the flying carpet flew him home.
Meanwhile….the little dog was walking in the souk. He was wondering where his owner was. Then he met a donkey, and they became friends.
The donkey said “I know something that can help you get back to your home. Just follow the China table, and you will find yourself in the carpet station, and you will see him."
So, the little dog followed the China table, and he got to the carpet station. Then to his surprise, he saw a flying carpet. The flying carpet scooped him up, and flew away. Then the flying carpet flew him home.
How the World Was Made By Charlotte Marsden
There was a war going on with dragons. The dragons were flying in space. One day the dragons got mad and shot fire or ice wind or any type of thing they had at each other. They missed and made a big ball that was the colour of fire, water and wind but it was mostly white. That big ball made the world. The dragon's had peace. They did it again and made all the other planets. They did it again and made the sun. They did it again and made the moon.
How the Universe Began by Ava Marsden
How the World was Created by Jamie Yawney
When the Earth was first created, it was an accident. Gigantic people living in the heavens who loved science had created a planetary model capable of sustaining life. One day, when a scientist had gotten no sleep the previous night due to playing dating sims, she accidentally kicked the model out the window by tripping over a plant. The Earth fell and fell, until it came into the orbit of the sun. Then it started rolling and spinning around the sun. The scientists from heaven shrunk the lady and exiled her to the new planet for having failed their experiment. Upon arrival, she felt incredibly lonely. In an instant, she dissolved into billions of cells, as the heaven people do. These billions of cells were the first prokaryotic organisms - from these, the rest of the Earth's organisms descended.
Mixed Up Monsters - Snufflemaid by Nimue Maus
Teenage Ego Rant by Eli Smart
When you walk through a high school, or any place fun of teenagers really, you will find an enormous amount of “he said, she said, my issue, this, that, etc.” I have a problem with this. Not ranting to your friends about your issues nonono. I have an issue with the Ego aspect of it. What I mean by that is when your ranting becomes an issue of “I’m better than this person” or “my issues are more important than this person” those are this the two big examples.
The first part about this is the normal side of ego. This is especially apparent in teenage probably because of hormones and such. BUT what makes it different is the blindness of the ego. Usually teenagers will put others down because they have different beliefs than Then. Which isn’t uncommon but this type of blindness to it will make the person with said ego intolerable.
The second part of this is the other side of ego. The “my problems are worse than your problems” part. Again this isn’t necessarily bad, ranting to your friends to get something off your mind is good. BUT when you start to think that your problems are more important than other people’s problems you not only will hurt others feelings if they come to you BUT your social and work life can also be halted if you decide to just upright stop something because of your problems.
The third part of this I mentioned but not in full detail. Is how this mixes into your normal everyday life. Your life will be halted and your social life will also be halted. Others will be annoyed at your behaviour because ego isn’t a good thing. Your blindness to said ego will halt you in fixing the problem.
In conclusion use these point and make sure you are not crossing the line into having an overblown ego.
The first part about this is the normal side of ego. This is especially apparent in teenage probably because of hormones and such. BUT what makes it different is the blindness of the ego. Usually teenagers will put others down because they have different beliefs than Then. Which isn’t uncommon but this type of blindness to it will make the person with said ego intolerable.
The second part of this is the other side of ego. The “my problems are worse than your problems” part. Again this isn’t necessarily bad, ranting to your friends to get something off your mind is good. BUT when you start to think that your problems are more important than other people’s problems you not only will hurt others feelings if they come to you BUT your social and work life can also be halted if you decide to just upright stop something because of your problems.
The third part of this I mentioned but not in full detail. Is how this mixes into your normal everyday life. Your life will be halted and your social life will also be halted. Others will be annoyed at your behaviour because ego isn’t a good thing. Your blindness to said ego will halt you in fixing the problem.
In conclusion use these point and make sure you are not crossing the line into having an overblown ego.
Commercials for Stuff you NEED!
by Reality Is Optional Kids' Writing Club (before the quarantine)
New shoes by Ryan Eisenbart and Oliver Eisenbart
Cruz - Hey Mom, Can I go to the mall? I need new shoes...
Mom - Sure, Just be careful crossing the road, OK?
Cruz - K
Cruz (talking to himself) - I’ll call Jeff to see if he wants to go with me
Mom - Are you talking to yourself, Cruz?
Cruz - What, No!
(Cruz goes up-stairs into his room and calls Jeff)
Cruz - Do you want to come to mall with me?
Jeff - Sure, I’ll meet you outside...
Cruz - K
(They meet outside)
Jeff - So, What do you need at the mall?
Cruz - Shoes, I saw a good pair at Sportz...
Jeff - isn’t that the expensive place?
Cruz - Ya, But I gotta have these ones!
Jeff - whatever...
(They get to Sportz)
Cruz - Hello, Bonjour,
Staff - So do you speak English or French?
Cruz - English, Duh! Is this not America? Why would I be speaking French?
Cruz - anyway, Where is the shoe isle?
Staff - up-stairs, Two isles to your left...
Cruz - K, Thanks
(They go up-stairs)
Cruz - Ah! Yes, One left!
Jeff - $300!? Do you even have that much money?
Cruz - I don’t know, But I thought you brought some money...
Jeff - WHAT!? ME!? Why would I bring money for YOUR shoes???
Cruz - Well, You are my friend...
Jeff - I guess, But still...
Cruz - So, What are we going to do now?
Jeff - I don’t know...
(Someone comes and takes the shoes, And goes to pay for it)
Cruz - Well he wants to spend a lot of money...
Jeff - apparently so...
Cashier - So you saw, 50% off on those shoes, Such a great deal!
Person buying the shoes - I know! Amazing deal!
(Cruz faints)
Jeff - Someone didn’t look at the fliers...
Mom - Sure, Just be careful crossing the road, OK?
Cruz - K
Cruz (talking to himself) - I’ll call Jeff to see if he wants to go with me
Mom - Are you talking to yourself, Cruz?
Cruz - What, No!
(Cruz goes up-stairs into his room and calls Jeff)
Cruz - Do you want to come to mall with me?
Jeff - Sure, I’ll meet you outside...
Cruz - K
(They meet outside)
Jeff - So, What do you need at the mall?
Cruz - Shoes, I saw a good pair at Sportz...
Jeff - isn’t that the expensive place?
Cruz - Ya, But I gotta have these ones!
Jeff - whatever...
(They get to Sportz)
Cruz - Hello, Bonjour,
Staff - So do you speak English or French?
Cruz - English, Duh! Is this not America? Why would I be speaking French?
Cruz - anyway, Where is the shoe isle?
Staff - up-stairs, Two isles to your left...
Cruz - K, Thanks
(They go up-stairs)
Cruz - Ah! Yes, One left!
Jeff - $300!? Do you even have that much money?
Cruz - I don’t know, But I thought you brought some money...
Jeff - WHAT!? ME!? Why would I bring money for YOUR shoes???
Cruz - Well, You are my friend...
Jeff - I guess, But still...
Cruz - So, What are we going to do now?
Jeff - I don’t know...
(Someone comes and takes the shoes, And goes to pay for it)
Cruz - Well he wants to spend a lot of money...
Jeff - apparently so...
Cashier - So you saw, 50% off on those shoes, Such a great deal!
Person buying the shoes - I know! Amazing deal!
(Cruz faints)
Jeff - Someone didn’t look at the fliers...
RIO's Online Meeting AKA The Jerries
FRED AND THE BANANA EATING CONTEST
by Masknore Meakorns AKA The Interdimensional Arts Academy
INT. AN OFFICE BULDING ON AN ALIEN PLANET - 3:00AM
An Alien named Mr.Snooblesnort is teaching a class of younglings.
MR. SNOOBLESNORT
I need to talk to you.
FRED
No. Why?
Fred walks passed Mr.Snooblesnort and goes to the next class. Mr.Snooblesnort Runs after him and pulls out his detention space gun.
MR. SNOOBLESNORT
Come back here now!!
He shoots his Detention Space Gun, a bubble covers Fred and puts him in detention in Mr. Hearttangle’s office.
MR. HEARTTANGLE
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE MISTER!!!
Fred pulls out a pencil and pops the bubble. He runs out of the room. Mr. Snooblesnort keeps shooting the gun and trapping Fred in the bubble. Fred keeps popping it. It’s a loop
MR. SNOOBLESNORT
Why haven’t you just joined the banana eating contest yet???
FRED
I don’t eat banana’s I eat space Twinkies!!!
Fred see’s a banana in Mr. Snooblesnorts banana and eats it!
FRED (CONT'D)
There yah happy!!
Fred jumps out the window. Mr.Snooblesnort Starts crying because he just wanted to talk
:(. Mr Hearttangle breaks out of his bubble and calls the alien SWAT team to go after Fred. Fred hears this and pulls out his stolen ray blaster!!! Fred shoots it at Mr.Hearttangles Phone and breaks it! Making sure he can’t call the SWAT team. The SWAT team already found its way over to Fred and surrounds him. Fred crawls under one of their legs and gets away again.
CUT TO:
INT. FRED’S HOUSE - 3:30AM
Fred goes back to his house and enters the attic. But the military and SWAT team are already there!!! Fred shoots his gun and sends them to detention! Fred’s dad hears this and goes to see Fred
FRED’S DAD
WHATS GOING ON UP HERE!?!?!
Fred realized he can’t escape his dad.
CUT TO:
I/E. MR.HEARTTANGLE'S CAR - 3:40AM
Mr.Hearttangle Goes to the military and finds the nuclear arsenal.
MR.HEARTTANGLE
Move! I need to shoot this arsenal at this kid who didn’t listen to his teacher!!
CUT TO:
INT. FRED’S HOUSE - 3:41AM
Fred as he’s being lectured Fred’s house get’s destroyed by a nuclear bomb! Fred and his dad are so scared they move to earth Florida!
CUT TO:
EXT. FLORIDA - 12:50PM
When they move to Florida all the people there are alreadyaliens!!!
MEAN ALIENS
Get outta here!!!
FRED
Why can’t I go to any school?
Fred goes to a school and see’s his mom as the principal of the school!
FRED’S MOM
I need to talk to you Fred. I want you to join the banana eating contest!
Fred turns around and ignores her. Fred’s mom pulls out a net detention gun! Fred knowing this would happen again doges it and kicks his mom in the nose! The mom gets a bloody nose and Fred and her go to a wrestling ring to hash this out.
CUT TO:
INT. WRESTLING RING - MONTAGE
There are so many wrestling moves! Fred wins!
End of montage
FRED’S MOM
Okay you win! You can be the President of the U.S.A now!
FRED
The first thing I will do as President is ban banana eating contests!!!
FRED’S MOM
PSYCH!!!!
John Cena comes out and knocks him out!
INT. HOSPITAL - 8:00AM
Fred wakes up in the hospital.
10 years later Fred becomes the president of the U.S.A (for real) and takes over his old world!
CUT TO:
EXT. FRED'S OLD WORLD - 12:00PM
All the students band together and declare war on Fred! Mr.Hearttangle Sneak attacks Fred. Fred dies.
The Framing of Detective Detective - A Radio Play
by Reality Is Optional Kid's Writing Club (written by Edwin, George, Peter, and Eli, with guest performance by Kim Firmston)
New D&D Spells! by Reality Is Optional Kids' Writing Club
HAIL TO THE DAVE - Version 1
Roll a 1D4 and the following happens
1) Summon an army of 1D20X10 mini Daves who hail you.
2) The ghost of Dave possesses you and you become a Mad Lad and attack a target of your choice.
3) People call you Dave and hail to you.
4) Dave arrives and beates up your enemies
HAIL TO THE DAVE - Version 2
3rd Level Enchantment (Bards, Sorcerers)
Target must make a wisdom saving throw or lose all the power of speech except to say "Dave" for one day.
BLADE OF DARK STONE
Summon a blade of darkstone that deals 1D20 damage. You have 1 blade of dark stone per long rest.
DISTRACTING SPHERE - Version 1
Throw a sphere that grows arms and legs and dances.
DISTRACTING SPHERE - Version 2
2nd Level illusion (Wizard, Bard)
This creates the image of a sphere which is either altered or coloured in a way that is distracting. All targets must make a wisdom saving throw or be stunned for 1 round.
STUNKER'S CRACK - Version 1
Hordes of skunks appear who surround the enemy and spray it, resulting in an earthquake. This also forces the enemy to take a tomato juice bath.
STUNKER'S CRACK - Version 2
4th level transmutation (cleric, druid, wizard)
Stunker's Crack forms in the Earth. All in the space must make a dexterity saving throw or fall in. The spell releases a STINKING CLOUD each minute for the duration.
BESTOW MISSILES - Version 1
The caster pulls missiles out of their backpack and throws them like darts doing 1D8 damage each.
BESTOW MISSILES - Version 2
Conjeration Cantrip (Bards, Druids)
This spell creates a magic arrow that disappears by next round.
HOLY SHIP - Version 1
The caster shouts the spell, angering your enemies, making them mad at you. A ship then mows down your enemies - even on land.
HOLY SHIP - Version 2
5th level conjuration (clerics, paladins)
This spell creates a warship with crew, it can be used as the caster dictates. It has weapons. Casting it 12 times in one year makes it permanent. Can be cast once per month.
CURSE OF THE KING FURCH
King Furch is a 1 foot hairball. If you have King Furch's curse you become a Furch and run away.
NIGHT WATER
2nd levely enchantment (clerics, wizards)
Casting this spell at night creates 1 pint of Night Water in a container within range. Drinking Night Water forces a wisdom saving throw or the drinker becomes lawful evil and takes 2D4 psychic damage.
UNDEAD SNOW
A variant of NIGHT WATER. A body buried in frozen Night Water becomes a zombie under your control.
SEED OF DANCE
5th Level conjuration (druids) (30 minutes)
This spell creates a Disco Tree with many effects which all happen simultaneously.
1) Those within 10 feet must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be blinded for the duration of the spell.
2) Those within 100 feet must succeed on a dexterity save or dance for the duration of the spell
3) Those within 30 feet must succeed on a constitution saving throw or become deaf for the duration of the spell.
4) Dancing animals also gather in the area then attack when the spell ends.
When the spell ends the music and lights disappear but the tree remains.
GLOW CREAM PIE
1st level conjurations (cleric, wizard)
This spell creates a pie that emits 20 feet of bright light. Eating it forces a constitution saving throw. On a success, the consumer glows for the duration of the spell (6 hours). On a fail, they are transformed into a glow cream pie for the duration of the spell.
FEATHER FAIL
1st level transmutation (wizard)
A target in the air must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or lose it's flying speed and fall to the Earth doing damage appropriate to its height when cast.
Roll a 1D4 and the following happens
1) Summon an army of 1D20X10 mini Daves who hail you.
2) The ghost of Dave possesses you and you become a Mad Lad and attack a target of your choice.
3) People call you Dave and hail to you.
4) Dave arrives and beates up your enemies
HAIL TO THE DAVE - Version 2
3rd Level Enchantment (Bards, Sorcerers)
Target must make a wisdom saving throw or lose all the power of speech except to say "Dave" for one day.
BLADE OF DARK STONE
Summon a blade of darkstone that deals 1D20 damage. You have 1 blade of dark stone per long rest.
DISTRACTING SPHERE - Version 1
Throw a sphere that grows arms and legs and dances.
DISTRACTING SPHERE - Version 2
2nd Level illusion (Wizard, Bard)
This creates the image of a sphere which is either altered or coloured in a way that is distracting. All targets must make a wisdom saving throw or be stunned for 1 round.
STUNKER'S CRACK - Version 1
Hordes of skunks appear who surround the enemy and spray it, resulting in an earthquake. This also forces the enemy to take a tomato juice bath.
STUNKER'S CRACK - Version 2
4th level transmutation (cleric, druid, wizard)
Stunker's Crack forms in the Earth. All in the space must make a dexterity saving throw or fall in. The spell releases a STINKING CLOUD each minute for the duration.
BESTOW MISSILES - Version 1
The caster pulls missiles out of their backpack and throws them like darts doing 1D8 damage each.
BESTOW MISSILES - Version 2
Conjeration Cantrip (Bards, Druids)
This spell creates a magic arrow that disappears by next round.
HOLY SHIP - Version 1
The caster shouts the spell, angering your enemies, making them mad at you. A ship then mows down your enemies - even on land.
HOLY SHIP - Version 2
5th level conjuration (clerics, paladins)
This spell creates a warship with crew, it can be used as the caster dictates. It has weapons. Casting it 12 times in one year makes it permanent. Can be cast once per month.
CURSE OF THE KING FURCH
King Furch is a 1 foot hairball. If you have King Furch's curse you become a Furch and run away.
NIGHT WATER
2nd levely enchantment (clerics, wizards)
Casting this spell at night creates 1 pint of Night Water in a container within range. Drinking Night Water forces a wisdom saving throw or the drinker becomes lawful evil and takes 2D4 psychic damage.
UNDEAD SNOW
A variant of NIGHT WATER. A body buried in frozen Night Water becomes a zombie under your control.
SEED OF DANCE
5th Level conjuration (druids) (30 minutes)
This spell creates a Disco Tree with many effects which all happen simultaneously.
1) Those within 10 feet must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be blinded for the duration of the spell.
2) Those within 100 feet must succeed on a dexterity save or dance for the duration of the spell
3) Those within 30 feet must succeed on a constitution saving throw or become deaf for the duration of the spell.
4) Dancing animals also gather in the area then attack when the spell ends.
When the spell ends the music and lights disappear but the tree remains.
GLOW CREAM PIE
1st level conjurations (cleric, wizard)
This spell creates a pie that emits 20 feet of bright light. Eating it forces a constitution saving throw. On a success, the consumer glows for the duration of the spell (6 hours). On a fail, they are transformed into a glow cream pie for the duration of the spell.
FEATHER FAIL
1st level transmutation (wizard)
A target in the air must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or lose it's flying speed and fall to the Earth doing damage appropriate to its height when cast.
New Canadian Pokemon! by RIWO
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RECIPES TO MAKE YOU SAY - OH?
EGGNOG PEACH PIE #2 by Peter Doerksen
Ingredients
1 cup milk
2 cups rum
3 tablespoons nutmeg
2 teaspoons cinnamon
2 cups peaches
2 cups whole, unbleached, tasty flour
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup butter
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 trash can
Method
Ingredients
1 cup milk
2 cups rum
3 tablespoons nutmeg
2 teaspoons cinnamon
2 cups peaches
2 cups whole, unbleached, tasty flour
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup butter
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 trash can
Method
- In a large pie dish mix nutmeg, cinnamon, milk, and peaches
- in a seperate bowl, mix flour, baking powder, and all those other baked good things.
- Pour the contents of the bow into the pie dish
- Fling this pie into the trash and restart
- Bake eggnog Peach Pie #2 for 6 hours at 200 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Serve alongside Eggnog Peach Pie #1
By Caelan Bell
MUSIC TO LISTEN TO - Meet Chaos Rug by Jane Zhi
Chaos Rug is a secret band comprised of six members. Bogdar Bogdana is a lumberjack from Chechnya. Valad Panbtsin is a blacksmith from Moscow. Pyotr Armenav is an engineer from Leningrad. Yevgeniy Filipov is a French teacher. And Tansilu Arslanova is the gender queer member of the band who makes a living seducing and blackmailing farty officials. The most i mportant member of the band is a mysterious woman know only as the Babushka, who makes rugs with abstract patterns that the members drape over themselves during performances. These rugs are very heavy and once on over-enthusiastic fan tried to steal one and was crushed to death.
Their most famous work is a song called Blackberry Burn in which they tell a story about a post-apocalyptic world where the president ordered all cats owned by blackberry farmers to be burned at the stake but a cat named Hurker saved them all by drowning the president in blackberry juice. This was not well-received by the President of the United States who was deathly afraid of blackberries.
Their most famous work is a song called Blackberry Burn in which they tell a story about a post-apocalyptic world where the president ordered all cats owned by blackberry farmers to be burned at the stake but a cat named Hurker saved them all by drowning the president in blackberry juice. This was not well-received by the President of the United States who was deathly afraid of blackberries.
Zoom with Eli - Space boy
Ice Cream Flavour of the Month Presents:
Swirl of Hell by George Doerksen
The most bad ass, most metal ice cream flavor EVER! Made from the most dangerous, toughest ingredients including mountain yak's milk from the frigid Himalayas, delicious cocoa from the depths of the Amazon jungle, and even HELL SPICE from the pits of Hell! This ice cream can only be eaten in the desert, far from society, and only the most prepared (physically and mentally) can hope to SURVIVE! The container must be kept secured, and refrigerated in below -100 Celsius. When opened, it BURSTS INTO FLAMES!!! After eating, the flavour is so intense, even the strongest enter a lengthy coma, but emerge forever changed by the experience.
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Top 10 Memories That Will Make You Healthy In 2020
by RePeter Katsnelson
10. Remember when Jonathan ate his Chocolate Peanut Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate ice cream in the steam room? No? Nobody knows/cares about Jonathon's ice cream.
9. Remember when this video was made? Me neither.
9. Remember when this video was made? Me neither.
8. For a healthy year, please remember that Alberta has FREE Health insurance.
7. Remember when your kind of Trader Joe / creepy neighbor guy called the Police on you because he thought you were the Devil casting curses upon his already heavy burden that soon led to WWIII?
6. Remember me? No? Nobody remembers me.
5. Halfway through! Remember your soul. Unless you're a psychopath demon who doesn't have a soul. In that case, click on the link I've provided HERE.
4. Remember that this video is useless and I just need the money.
7. Remember when your kind of Trader Joe / creepy neighbor guy called the Police on you because he thought you were the Devil casting curses upon his already heavy burden that soon led to WWIII?
6. Remember me? No? Nobody remembers me.
5. Halfway through! Remember your soul. Unless you're a psychopath demon who doesn't have a soul. In that case, click on the link I've provided HERE.
4. Remember that this video is useless and I just need the money.
3. Do you remember that awkward Spongebob movie?
2. Remember using Bing? No? If you actually used Bing, you are no longer human.
1. Remember that I don't care about cakes.
BONUS! Remember that soon it will be the end of the Earth, so you now have something to look forward to.
2. Remember using Bing? No? If you actually used Bing, you are no longer human.
1. Remember that I don't care about cakes.
BONUS! Remember that soon it will be the end of the Earth, so you now have something to look forward to.
THANKS FOR READING!
