A Memo from the RIO Building
Please take caution when ingesting bananas of any sort, as the scientists at the RIO Building have discovered that they are filled with tiny little gremlins that are relatively the size of atoms and they build up in your digestive system until they can control you from the inside.
Our writers, editors, geese trainers, and designers are almost finished with the Reality is Optional's Optional Guide to Reality (RIOOGTR), formerly known as the Steamy Goat. They want to let you know that the book will be available on Amazon, and will hopefully be published in November 2022 (isn't it exciting? we can sense your excitement from here).
Also, the bees have invaded the Fandom Room again. Please stand by as we spray them with unicorn spray to make them into unicorns. The Ever Falling Narwhal is terrified of bees, so if you hear any wails, it's the narwhal (poor bastard). Ergo The Narwalogist will be at the Ever Falling Narwhal's side for the next week.
Our writers, editors, geese trainers, and designers are almost finished with the Reality is Optional's Optional Guide to Reality (RIOOGTR), formerly known as the Steamy Goat. They want to let you know that the book will be available on Amazon, and will hopefully be published in November 2022 (isn't it exciting? we can sense your excitement from here).
Also, the bees have invaded the Fandom Room again. Please stand by as we spray them with unicorn spray to make them into unicorns. The Ever Falling Narwhal is terrified of bees, so if you hear any wails, it's the narwhal (poor bastard). Ergo The Narwalogist will be at the Ever Falling Narwhal's side for the next week.
Meet The Team behind the RIOOGTR!
We have a huge chunk of people who have been working on the RIOOGTR.