RIO's August E-Zine

RIO's August E-Zine
Poor Reactions and Bad Advice

SHOW NO EMOTION
Oh my gawd. I can't believe it's me, a seventeen year old in a fight! Eek! OMG! OMG! OMG! Show NO emotion. Okay grab his shirt. Okay, now I am a wizard, right? I forgot in the excitement. Flames. Yes! Burney, burn, burn. NO EMOTION! Oh, you kick? Maybe just grab it. And hod. Now drop. YAY!

by Aimee Clarke

DRAGON'S ARE DIFFICULT FOES
The dragon won't die!!! Why won't the stupid dragon just die??? Wait, no, it's dead now. Okay. I want the dragon's soul now. Dragon soul!!!! And now I can take the dragon's bones. Great. I get a bow out of this.

WHY IS HE DANCING?
eh . . . agh . . . my arm is tired. My Haircut is so straight right now. Yeah. What is that damn thing? I HAVE MAGIC POWERS. WHY IS HE DANCING? Why did I decide to fight him? Aagh! Can I de-volunteer as tribute? I got his leg. So proud. Discomfort is the point. Faceplam. Aagh. Finally it's over . . .

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by Aimee Clarke

Royalty and the Doctor

Her royal highness, princess of the Forever Land, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way finds herself and her magical maid, on a strange strange land.
"It appears that the humans are in charge here. Going by the ridiculously large structures and terrible colour scheme." She starts yowling furiously. "Why am I in this Accursed place? I want to go home!!"
Suddenly a whooshing noise starts and a blue box appeared in front of them.
A large human (who doesn't actually smell human) steps out and points a strange shining device at princess Ebony and her maid. They are sent home to live happily ever after.