Steamy Goat Diaries - issue twelve

Globalfest diaries - by Ophelia and Iago

Ophelia and I have finally met. I am RIO's original mascot, and therefore superior. Ophelia is new and has much to learn, but she's apparently has more time to write diaries than I do. We decided to go on an adventure together to see the things humans call 'fireworks'. They are apparently exploding, non-lethal bombs, which look very nice. There was also going to be a cultural festival. I will take this chance to learn more about the human race. This is us on the human transportation device called a 'Bus'.

Yours truly, Iago

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This is Michael, he is very nice, he tastes very nice. Do his glasses have lenses? I guess we will never know. Isn't he beautiful? We met him on our way to fireworks, as Iago explained before. How exciting! c: 
~ Ophelia

We have arrived at the festival. We are now off to the transportation with sustenance. We will commemorate the occasion with a feast.  

Yours truly, Iago

A feast! With lots of food split five ways, because sadly Iago and I have to share with the humans. We had yummy food like wings, fries, dumplings, Hawaiian donuts, and three different kinds of Whale Tails. It was a wonderful feast, delicious start to the evening, now we are going to enjoy the many different cultures at the cultural festival. c:
~Ophelia

We have made it to the cultural pavilions. We learned about places such as the Land of Scot, and the Philippines. We also visited a human from Cameroon. He was slightly confused and awestruck by my appearance. The exploding lights will commence soon.

Yours truly, Iago

I got lost! I am a lost kid, literally. The crowd of people is just so huge and I am just so small, apparently Iago doesn't have mind powers that include telekenesis. Hopefully they include finding lost goats, I hope I get found.


--Later--
I am found! It's so nice that GlobalFest has a tent just for lost kids like me, how crazy. Iago used his mind powers and found me after he and the humans realized I was lost, people in large crowds can be so scary, I am glad I have a friend like Iago to help me out. 
~Ophelia

The humans are anticipating the moment the colourful bombs go off. This feels very similar to the fire sacrifice at Wordsworth. I hope there will be chanting.

Yours truly, Iago

The fireworks were amazing! They were kind of scary with all the noises but it was beautiful. Some of them looked like a waterfall, some of them looked like showers of golden rain with purple tips, well some didn't have purple tips. They were beautiful. There was some sort of love story, and music. It was good and now we are off back to the human household to sleep. Goodnight steamy readers, talk to you next time!
~Ophelia