REALITY IS OPTIONAL WINTER E-ZINE
GO THROUGH THE LEAVES INTO THE NEW SEASON
Totally True Stories
The True Story of Peter
I ate a jellyfish mistaken for a jelly and fish sandwich. I got permanent brain dramage from eaing a jellyfish. I was the first person to do the worm with an actual worm. I perfected my jelly and fish sandwich recipe consisting of jam and salmon. I am actually Spiderman. I flawlessly wake up early every day. I am the first person to propose on the moon – she said no.
I ate a jellyfish mistaken for a jelly and fish sandwich. I got permanent brain dramage from eaing a jellyfish. I was the first person to do the worm with an actual worm. I perfected my jelly and fish sandwich recipe consisting of jam and salmon. I am actually Spiderman. I flawlessly wake up early every day. I am the first person to propose on the moon – she said no.
The True Story of Hugo
I climbed Olympus Mons (cliffside). I defeated Mars Robots. I flew to the planet beyond the Oort Cloud. I flew back to Earth. I exploded black holes. I saved Earth 200 times.
I climbed Olympus Mons (cliffside). I defeated Mars Robots. I flew to the planet beyond the Oort Cloud. I flew back to Earth. I exploded black holes. I saved Earth 200 times.
Cryptids and Their Senses
How to Make Friends by Dominica
DEAD AUTHOR’S NIGHT
Presenting the undiscovered works of C. S. Lewis
The Lion, The Birds, and the Water Bottle by Dominica
Jack waved goodbye to his friends as the taxi began to move. He was on his way to vidit his parents. His mom has been telling Jack about these dreams. Sure, dreams are normal but these are really vivid. They happen every night. In his mom’s dream she would move through the small hole of a water bottle into a new world. A better world. One where Jack didn’t exist. Why would he go to visit if his mom is happier without him? Because his dad had died. Jack was on his way to the funeral.
Skip a few chapters. Blah Blah Blah –
Jack shuffled into the kitchen and found a water bottle. His body was sucked in. A new workld stood in front of him. A tall, thin, shadow stood in the distance.
Long story short, the shadow was his dad. He talks to a few lions and birds. He almost gets killed by a witch. His dad makes him leave. He cries. Blah, Blah, Blah.
The End
Jack waved goodbye to his friends as the taxi began to move. He was on his way to vidit his parents. His mom has been telling Jack about these dreams. Sure, dreams are normal but these are really vivid. They happen every night. In his mom’s dream she would move through the small hole of a water bottle into a new world. A better world. One where Jack didn’t exist. Why would he go to visit if his mom is happier without him? Because his dad had died. Jack was on his way to the funeral.
Skip a few chapters. Blah Blah Blah –
Jack shuffled into the kitchen and found a water bottle. His body was sucked in. A new workld stood in front of him. A tall, thin, shadow stood in the distance.
Long story short, the shadow was his dad. He talks to a few lions and birds. He almost gets killed by a witch. His dad makes him leave. He cries. Blah, Blah, Blah.
The End
The Jar of Mayo, The Bedframe, and a Peanut by Peter
There once was a jar of mayonnaise named Tim. Tim had a little peanut called Kingle. Tim was used to getting bullied by Mark, the bed frame, because he had a pet peanut. One day, Tim was walking to math class, and Mark came walking up to him. He dramatically shoved Tim into an open locker and just before he fell, he grabbed Mark’s shirt and then fell into a portal in the locker. When they landed, Mark had died from bed frame damage. Tim had punctured his plastic casing and was also dying from Mayo loss ☹. Jingle was the only one who had survived. Long live the King.
There once was a jar of mayonnaise named Tim. Tim had a little peanut called Kingle. Tim was used to getting bullied by Mark, the bed frame, because he had a pet peanut. One day, Tim was walking to math class, and Mark came walking up to him. He dramatically shoved Tim into an open locker and just before he fell, he grabbed Mark’s shirt and then fell into a portal in the locker. When they landed, Mark had died from bed frame damage. Tim had punctured his plastic casing and was also dying from Mayo loss ☹. Jingle was the only one who had survived. Long live the King.
Puddles the Green Pludge Plugs Portals by Hugo
Dr. Joe David Jackie walked into his UFO made by N.I.C.E. to go to Venus.
He pushed the throttle forward…
… And set course for Venus
How to Handcuff a One Armed Person by Evianna
Gone With the Glitter
Synopsis
A horrible thing has happened in cSpace! Glitter has taken over. Young Peter takes it upon himself to solve the mystery of who has done this horrible crime. After following the clues, he discovers a secret. Alice, a fellow student, has been poisoning everyone with her glitter, her one true love.
Reviews of Gone with the Glitter
- 100 stars out of 10! I loved it. The music was so beautiful. I showed it to my friends and they cried tears of joy. I would recommend if you are looking for something with music. I loved it!
- 2/5 STARS – Eli wouldn’t let me eat glitter.
- Negative stars! Low to none existent budget, poor quality, bad overall.
- 2 stars. Okay for what it is. Would be better with more music.
- Terrifying. My new favourite horror flick. (Guy who is scared of glitter)
- 1/10 STARS – Eli wouldn’t let me eat hand sanitizer.
- -47/10 STARS - As jar of glitter myself, I found the premise of this movie very offensive. NOT ALL glitter is used as poison! These are bad stereotypes.
- As the computer the move was created on, supporting the sheer file size was exhausting. I blame Eli for everything!
- So much GLITTER!
- This was the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Waste of time. 10/10
- This movie reminded me of Northern Russia in 1967. Especially the dramatic music. 5/10
- 5 STARS – Amazing short film! It’s great to see the children get into this type of thing.
- 3/15 Feels like I’m being watched by some weird bird.
- 1/20 STARS – Eli wouldn’t let me eat the weird bird.