Learn French
You grab a lecteur débutant and start reading. The first page says, "Bonjour, tasse rouge."
The monster crashes through the door.
You ignore it, reading out loud. "Bonjour tasse rouge."
"Bonjour!" it answers back, it's voice a grind of broken bits of pottery. "Comment allez-vous?"
You turn the page and see that phrase, along with the answer, "Je vais bien." which you repeat.
The monster seems pleased with what you are saying and pulls up a chair. Using its conversational French, you begin to learn to speak this beautiful language, eventually taking the monster home with you so that you can continue your practice.
THE END
... Start again?
The monster crashes through the door.
You ignore it, reading out loud. "Bonjour tasse rouge."
"Bonjour!" it answers back, it's voice a grind of broken bits of pottery. "Comment allez-vous?"
You turn the page and see that phrase, along with the answer, "Je vais bien." which you repeat.
The monster seems pleased with what you are saying and pulls up a chair. Using its conversational French, you begin to learn to speak this beautiful language, eventually taking the monster home with you so that you can continue your practice.
THE END
... Start again?