THE BEST CHRISMAS JOKES GOOGLE HAS TO OFFER
​by Sabina Ault

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer.

What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
It must have rein-deer.

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A Pony sleigh station.

What is Santa's dogs name?
Santa Paws!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

Who is Santa’s fav singer?
Elf-is Presley 

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private h-elf care!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

I tried to make up a joke about a ghost but I couldn't.
It had plenty of spirit but no body.