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MORE JOKES FROM GOOGLE
​By Sabina Ault

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."

“I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 was, he said nothing”

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?"
"Because then it would be a foot."

"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?"
"Yellow!"

"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"What do you call a factory that makes good products?"
"A satisfactory."

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?"
"Supplies!"

What do you call a seagull that flies over land?
A baygull

How do you make an egg laugh?
You crack it up

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

"My friend said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
"In case they get a hole in one!"

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
"They're both Paris sites."

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
​"Sofishticated."
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