MORE JOKES FROM GOOGLE
By Sabina Ault
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
“I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 was, he said nothing”
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?"
"Because then it would be a foot."
"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?"
"Yellow!"
"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"What do you call a factory that makes good products?"
"A satisfactory."
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?"
"Supplies!"
What do you call a seagull that flies over land?
A baygull
How do you make an egg laugh?
You crack it up
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
"My friend said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
"In case they get a hole in one!"
"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
"They're both Paris sites."
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
“I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 was, he said nothing”
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?"
"Because then it would be a foot."
"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?"
"Yellow!"
"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"What do you call a factory that makes good products?"
"A satisfactory."
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?"
"Supplies!"
What do you call a seagull that flies over land?
A baygull
How do you make an egg laugh?
You crack it up
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
"My friend said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
"In case they get a hole in one!"
"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
"They're both Paris sites."
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."