Jump across the chasm . . .
You roll a critical success, which is good because your strength is 4, noob!
You sail through the cloud of stale D&D humour, but just as you are about to land or fail . . . you wake up* staring into the blinking screen of your computer currently sporting a cat playing a guitar. You snort yourself awake, realizing you nodded off while updating your profile on "Nerd to Nerd", your favourite dating site. You really need to meet people.
You Win! (sort of)
* TROLLLZ!
You sail through the cloud of stale D&D humour, but just as you are about to land or fail . . . you wake up* staring into the blinking screen of your computer currently sporting a cat playing a guitar. You snort yourself awake, realizing you nodded off while updating your profile on "Nerd to Nerd", your favourite dating site. You really need to meet people.
You Win! (sort of)
* TROLLLZ!