Reality is Optional
Summer E-zine Part 1
A time of butterflies and sun rays
Ninja Poetry by Reality is Optional
This
is
an
ear.
Ears
are
very
well
adapted.
I
like
ears.
They
help
you
hear.
Help.
Sunset, flowers, life as you know it is shrinking.
Falling, like autumn rain.
Glistening rain drops dance like ballerinas.
Strong tides ebb and flow.
A crescendo the diminuendo shrinking with every beat.
Melting like sugar in tea.
The warmth won’t last.
Mom! I hate this food!
It tastes like burnt cat food! Ew
Can’t I have pop-tarts?
That is much more nutritious
Than your icky, gross cooking
Bump, OW!
Whoosh! Bam! Ouch! Cluck! Clatter! Shatter! OWWW!
Trees
have
many
wrinkles
like
people.
Trees
are
also
not
cats
because
they
are
just
more
tree- like.
Very
many
wise
people.
is
an
ear.
Ears
are
very
well
adapted.
I
like
ears.
They
help
you
hear.
Help.
Sunset, flowers, life as you know it is shrinking.
Falling, like autumn rain.
Glistening rain drops dance like ballerinas.
Strong tides ebb and flow.
A crescendo the diminuendo shrinking with every beat.
Melting like sugar in tea.
The warmth won’t last.
Mom! I hate this food!
It tastes like burnt cat food! Ew
Can’t I have pop-tarts?
That is much more nutritious
Than your icky, gross cooking
Bump, OW!
Whoosh! Bam! Ouch! Cluck! Clatter! Shatter! OWWW!
Trees
have
many
wrinkles
like
people.
Trees
are
also
not
cats
because
they
are
just
more
tree- like.
Very
many
wise
people.
Stories/Plotting by the Novelmancers Novel Writing Club
Teacher graded her essay unfairly, She gets angry and wishes on a shooting star to change her grade. Bear appears in her room. They make a deal, she wishes him back, he changes her grade for her. When she breaks into house. They have to hurry before the end of the night otherwise the bear cannot get back home. She biked to her teachers house and crashes and it alerts the neighborhood. They alert the police and now she has to hurry even more. They sneak through the back window and the bear puts teacher to sleep. They have 10 minutes. When she accesses the computer she realizes that this was bad so she decided to wish that the cub could back home and wishes that none of it happened. She revies the same grade, not mad. Decides to study harder next time. Moral of the story, stop the bad before it leads to consequences. THE END.
Berry looked around, startled
"Hello" the tree repeats
The tree Berry is on can speak, it's a magical tree
“Wow, a talking tree!? I’ve never seen one before! What’s your name? I’m Berry)
The tree's name is Acorn
Berry scampers along the trees branches, frantic with excitement
Suddenly, they find a problem.
Berry has lost her favourite walnut, “Oh no!” She exclaimed
The tree decides to help Berry, saying that it can look in the distance for her walnut
Berry thanks the tree over and over again while the tree bends around, searching carefully
"I don't see anything but grass."
Berry and Acorn have no idea what to do
Then, an idea popped into Berry’s mind. There were countless ants on the Acorn’s tree trunk! She could ask the tree to send some of the ants out to retrieve her acorn!
The ants agree to help Berry and start a search group
Berry and Acorn wait in silence, both feeling tense, waiting for the ants to come back with news
The ants come back with a walnut! But it was not Berry's favourite. THE END.
Berry looked around, startled
"Hello" the tree repeats
The tree Berry is on can speak, it's a magical tree
“Wow, a talking tree!? I’ve never seen one before! What’s your name? I’m Berry)
The tree's name is Acorn
Berry scampers along the trees branches, frantic with excitement
Suddenly, they find a problem.
Berry has lost her favourite walnut, “Oh no!” She exclaimed
The tree decides to help Berry, saying that it can look in the distance for her walnut
Berry thanks the tree over and over again while the tree bends around, searching carefully
"I don't see anything but grass."
Berry and Acorn have no idea what to do
Then, an idea popped into Berry’s mind. There were countless ants on the Acorn’s tree trunk! She could ask the tree to send some of the ants out to retrieve her acorn!
The ants agree to help Berry and start a search group
Berry and Acorn wait in silence, both feeling tense, waiting for the ants to come back with news
The ants come back with a walnut! But it was not Berry's favourite. THE END.
Family Road Trip Destinations by Reality is Optional
